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"Morituri Nolumus Mori"

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Paranatural
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I hate these things. I'm a guy. If I were in a movie I'd be Man On Street #2. I tried to get the #1 position but the suit didn't look good on me, and I couldn't get the walk down. I ended up cartwheeling down the street. I only killed three people. I guess I shouldn't have worn the 'whirling razorblades' shoes that day.

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